May 01, 2009

Hysteria Update

World Health Organization, yesterday: "All of humanity under threat."

LA Times
, yesterday: "In fact, the current outbreak of the H1N1 virus...may not even do as much damage as the run-of-the-mill flu outbreaks that occur each winter without much fanfare."


"Authorities in Mexico urged people to avoid hospitals unless they had a medical emergency, since hospitals are centers of infection." Huh?

Told Ya So:
Months ago we characterized Twitter as "How The Narcissistic Keep In Touch With The Feckless." If the Ashton Kutcher-Oprah extravaganzas don't prove that, I don't know what will.

Teamwork: Train Wreck:
Apparently, if the latest plan goes through, Chrysler will be owned jointly by the U.S. Government, Fiat, and the UAW.

Can't see how that can fail.

More Swine Foo:
It's Christmas for hysterics.

Is There A Site Called Assbook?:
A genius in Switzerland called in sick claiming she was too sick to sit in front of her computer screen and needed to be in the dark. Only problem, her employer found that she had spent the day Facebooking. She was fired.

Here's a tip: If you're home scamming your boss today, don't leave any comments.

And Never Forget

Einstein is spinning.

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