February 26, 2009

If You Liked Borat You'll Love The Ukrainian Army

It's video day here at TAC.

First is a spot for the Ukrainian Army (along with a translation.) This is not a joke, it's a real spot. Apparently, in the Ukraine, they let monkeys direct and account planners write.

GIRL 1: Would you take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-DRIVER: Even to the end of the world!
SOLDIER: Hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
GIRL 1: Just a second!
GIRL 2: Where do you live?
SOLDIER: Right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
GIRL 1: Which work?
SOLDIER: Contract of course!
BLONDE GIRL: Contract?? Marriage contract or what?
GIRL 3: Army contract, stupid!
BMW-DRIVER: Hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
GIRLS: Forget it, take yourself for a ride!
NARRATOR: It’s about time for new heroes! With contract based service in Ukrainian armed forces!

And now, from the ridiculous to the sublime -- comedian Louis CK with Conan O'Brien. "The crappiest generation of spoiled idiots."

Shout out to Jimmy Cabral for this.

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