Here at Ad Contrarian Global Headquarters, we're always looking for ways to make your life better.
Today, we're even going to make your death better.
How? By telling you how you can Twitter after you're dead! How awesome is that?
You see, there's a website called Tweet Later where you can write tweets and schedule them to publish any time you want. So if you know when you're going to die, you can schedule a tweet to appear soon thereafter, and really creep people out.
Is that fun, or what?
Imagine -- you can now Twitter from hell (and if you don't think you're going there, take a look at what blog you're reading.)
So here's what we're going to do. We're going to have a little contest.
Imagine you know you're going to die tomorrow. Now, write a Tweet that will go out a week from tomorrow. Make it funny, or ironic, or, I don't know... did I say funny?
Post your entries in our "comments" section or send them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Our judges will pick the best 3 entries (at least) and publish them. The prizes? We will fly the winners all-expenses-paid to Boise, Idaho where you will be allowed to help George Parker wash up and get ready for bed.*
So get going. It's a chance at immortality. Kinda.
*Okay, maybe not. But I will buy you a beer next time you're in SF.