Last week, we learned that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) believes we would all start treating fish more kindly if, instead of calling them "fish," we started calling them "sea kittens."
To be honest, I have very little personal contact with fish other than every now and then taking pieces of dead ones and sticking them in a taco.
Nonetheless, this is apparently a serious issue to PETA.
At TAC Global Headquarters, our executive committee held a meeting about this and we feel that PETA may have made a rash decision. We think there are other names that might do the trick even better than "sea kittens."
Please vote for your preferred new name for fish.