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3 Lousy Things About Getting Old
1. Your skin becomes a garden of biological oddities.
2. Pretending you're interested is harder than ever.
3. Even people you like are annoying.
And Speaking Of Growing Old Gracelessly...
88-year-old legendary adman Julian Koenig can't let go of his feud with his former partner and legendary egomaniac George Lois. Listen to Koenig's Complaint as narrated by his daughter here (go to "Act One")
Special thanks to Kelly Erickson for this.
2 Great Popular New Ways To Impress Idiots
1. Assertions without data
2. Strategy by anecdote