May 07, 2009

Hey, It Could Happen

The World Health Organization said today that 2 billion people could get the swine flu.

Here are some other things that could happen:
  • Chickens could learn how to yodel
  • Cool Ranch Doritos could be dried-up aliens from another galaxy
  • Wolf Blitzer could dance the tango naked
  • Automobiles could run on pretzels
  • The World Health Organization could be clueless hysterical bureaucrats who don't know when to shut the hell up

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