May 12, 2008
Obama's Secret Weapon Revealed
According to some marketing geniuses, granola may be the secret behind Barack Obama's success against Hillary Clinton.
The New York Times reports that political analysts have determined that if you like butter, white wine and Fig Newtons, you were more likely to vote for Hillary. On the other hand, if you preferred olive oil, granola and a latte you probably went for Obama.
How about the general election? Well, it looks like Obama has a tough fight on his hands. According to The Times, people who like bourbon and stuffed crust pizza are likely to vote for McCain.
Anyone who prefers granola and a latte to bourbon and pizza shouldn't be allowed to vote.
But seriously folks...
..what's with stuffed crust pizza? Not enough cheese on the regular stuff? Huh?