The good news is that it's selling for $2.99. That's less than you pay for 5 kernels of popcorn at the movies. And it doesn't make your mouth all dry and smelly.
You can read it on any device. If you don't have a Kindle-ish thing, just go here and download the free Kindle app.
Then your only obligation is to write a fabulous review on Amazon. If you're new at that, here are some suggestions:
- "I've never read a book before. This is fun."
- "I'm really looking forward to the tweet."
- "It's like Shakespeare, only much stupider."
- "I would buy the movie rights if I knew what that meant."