My family is headed to New York for Thanksgiving. We wanted to have dinner at Tao one night.
I went to their website to make a reservation. Here's what I learned on their home page:
"Tao New York is frequented by celebrities on a regular basis from Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, Robert DiNiro, Beyonce and Jay-Z to Britney Spears, Madonna, Paris Hilton..."I guess I'm supposed to go all vaporous because I might be in the presence of some overblown nothings who have contributed-- what exactly?-- to society.
Hey, Tao, never mind. If I want to see clowns, I'll go to the fucking circus.