June 25, 2009


Which kind of dumb are you?

Here at TAC global headquarters, we have divided the world into two kinds of people -- those who are "Facebook-dumb," and those who are "Twitter-dumb."

Facebook-dumb people think the world is interested in their pathetic lives. Twitter-dumb people think the world is interested in their idiotic opinions.

Now you can take this simple test to find out where you fit. Just answer these five questions:
1. People enjoy viewing pictures of my cat, my niece, and my hernia scar.
a) True
b) False

2. In this day and age, it's unrealistic to expect me to construct a complete declarative sentence.
a) True
b) False

3. What is more important to a healthy personality?
a) unknown friends
b) anonymous followers

4. Which is more awesome?
a) connecting with old creeps from high school
b) meeting new self-promoting business hustlers

5. Now that newspapers are dead and TV reporters are afraid to come out of their hotel suites, I can get reliable news from:
a) Tweets
b) Facebook updates
c) The Magic 8-Ball
d) um...nowhere?
If you completed this test, I'm afraid you're neither Facebook-dumb nor Twitter-dumb. You're the worst dumb of all -- blog-dumb.

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