April 11, 2008

Morons And Their Money

As we reported earlier this week, after conducting a 16 month study the geniuses at Comcast and Starcom MediaVest have concluded that people are more likely to watch commercials about products they're interested in. Astounding!

In keeping with this insightful finding, I would like to propose the following research studies to Comcast and StarCom Mediavest:
  • A 5-year study to confirm that sweaty feet don't smell so good.
  • A 29-month study to show that people prefer putting their toothpaste on the "furry" end of the toothbrush.
  • A 3-year study to determine whether love grows where my Rosemary goes..
  • A 9-month study to determine if the average cheerleader thinks dead rats are gross.
  • An ongoing tracking study to learn whether anyone at Comcast or Starcom MediaVest has properly functioning brain cells.
What is a MediaVest?

Part of a 3-piece MediaSuit.

If Comcast merged with Starcom, would they call it Comcom?

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