January 08, 2010

Tech Breakthrough Of The Decade

The new decade is only in its second week, and already science has produced a technological breakthrough that will be a boon to mankind for years to come.

The Ford Motor Company announced today that it will introduce a new feature in some of its 2010 model cars that will read you your tweets while you're driving!

This may very well be the most important technological breakthrough since Coors developed the label that turns blue when beer is cold.

Now connectedness maniacs can have something else to distract them when they should be paying attention to the fucking road.

Good job, Ford!

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