July 23, 2008

Vacationing Isn't Easy


TAC is vacationing this week on a South Pacific island. In typical fashion, I'm only seeing the dark side. So maybe you can help.

1. How am I supposed to stop thinking about all the gross stuff that's floating around invisibly in the pool?

2. How am I supposed to stop thinking about the sharks that are patrolling the waters looking for tasty morsels like me?

3. How come I can hit a golf ball in every direction but straight?

4. Those guys with all the muscles and washboard bellies -- are they the same species as me?

5. When drinking mai tais, how do you maximize the buzz to acid-reflux ratio?

Just asking.


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