May 26, 2012

Best Press Release Ever

The great George Parker at AdScam posted this yesterday, but I just have to repost it because it is truly priceless. It is from an Oracle press release.
"Together, Oracle and Vitrue plan to enable a unified social experience across customer interactions, resulting in meaningful customer engagements with consistent brand experiences across all channels..."
What? No ecosystem?


George Parker said...

I couldn't have put it better myself. In fact, by this time tomorrow, I will have convinced myself that I did... Or, something like that. As for ecosystems, I am more of an artisanal curator of douchesystems.
Have a great weekend.

speake said...

I just put in my sell order for Oracle at market

Equality 7-2521 said...

They probably got it here:

Stephen said...

And to think grown adults actually approved that bullshit!