I like...- hamburger better than steak
- spring training better than the regular season
- tv better than movies
- limericks better than poetry
- rock better than jazz
- beer better than wine
- khakis better than slacks
- sneakers better than shoes.
- Timex better than Rolex
- New Jersey better than New York
- salesmen better than marketers
- mutts better than poodles
- Mel Brooks better than Woody Allen
- candy corn better than caviar
- products better than brands
- Prairie Home Companion better than All Things Considered
- crossword puzzles better than jigsaw puzzles
- soft core better than hard core
- tacos better than crepes
- burritos better than wraps
- entrepreneurs better than ceo's
- pool rooms better than galleries
- rye better than whole wheat
- tuna sandwich better than tuna tartare
- comedy better than drama
- bars better than clubs
- pizza better than anything
- anything better than Broadway musicals
And The Winner Is...
Me. Nobody was able to come up with the source of "he was a cruel man, but fair," so I'm keeping the TAC Award of Merit right here in the ad cave. Here's your answer:
Next Week:
The Crisis of Advertising, Part 4: The Brain Drain
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