September 26, 2008

A Tribute To Second Rate Things

I like...
  • hamburger better than steak
  • spring training better than the regular season
  • tv better than movies
  • limericks better than poetry
  • rock better than jazz
  • beer better than wine
  • khakis better than slacks
  • sneakers better than shoes.
  • Timex better than Rolex
  • New Jersey better than New York
  • salesmen better than marketers
  • mutts better than poodles
  • Mel Brooks better than Woody Allen
  • candy corn better than caviar
  • products better than brands
  • Prairie Home Companion better than All Things Considered
  • crossword puzzles better than jigsaw puzzles
  • soft core better than hard core
  • tacos better than crepes
  • burritos better than wraps
  • entrepreneurs better than ceo's
  • pool rooms better than galleries
  • rye better than whole wheat
  • tuna sandwich better than tuna tartare
  • comedy better than drama
  • bars better than clubs
  • pizza better than anything
  • anything better than Broadway musicals

And The Winner Is...

Me. Nobody was able to come up with the source of "he was a cruel man, but fair," so I'm keeping the TAC Award of Merit right here in the ad cave. Here's your answer:




Next Week:
The Crisis of Advertising, Part 4: The Brain Drain

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