All Poop All The Time

Tuesday we had a post about doody.

We had one of our highest readerships ever and the largest number of comments ever. It's pretty clear what you, dear reader, are interested in.

From now on, the hell with advertising and marketing...welcome to The Chocolate Channel, where it's all poop all the time.

Today's topic: Why does poop stink? (from Smelly-Poop.com)

"Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor."

Okay? Had enough? You done?

Be sure to wipe.

The Interactive Part:
A TAC Award of Merit will go to whomever (objective case) can come up with the funniest line or riddle connecting these two concepts: advertising and shit.

Example:
Q: Why is advertising better than shit?
A: Nobody will pay you to shit.

Challenge:
Name one other blog where you can get useful information on both poop and grammar. Come on. I'm waiting.