Let's face it. Most of what we ad people do is really dopey.
I wasn't much of a creative person, but I've had the good fortune to know some great ones. There is one thing about them that I love.
They work hard and have high standards, but they also have an enduring sense of how silly the whole thing is.
It takes a special kind of intelligence to be diligent about what you do and yet keep that part of your brain alive that realizes it's largely ridiculous.
There is a great deal of nonsense in the advertising business and I think it's very healthy to appreciate the absurdity. All the somber imbeciles who think that what they're doing is terribly important need a good solid whack in the golden globes.
I think I blame it all on conferences. There are way too many fucking conferences. I go to a lot of these conferences because I'm one of the speakers and I get paid. But if I didn't, I wouldn't (I think this is what's called "biting the hand...")
Most of the people who speak are so fucking serious. I'm sorry but after sitting through 8 hours of “The Programmatic Real-Time Digital Insider Summit” you can't help but want to go to your room and watch a good hockey fight. Or go to the bar and start one.
I suspect the reason we lost the war on drugs can be laid at the feet of marketing conferences. How can thousands of people every day sit through these things if they're not high?
I know why people go to conferences. They think anything's better than a day at the office. But they're wrong. They wind up getting the worst of both worlds. They pay for the conference but wind up standing outside the ballroom all day talking on their cell phones to the same bozos they were trying to escape in the first place.
I know what my great creative friends would do to solve this problem. They'd have backwards conferences. They'd start the day with the cocktail party and then have the presentations.
That way, instead of presentations called...
- Real-Time Bidding Algorithms In An Optimized Content Management Environment
- Boosting Your Personal Brand Through Naughty Videos.
- The Open Plan Office: What Asshole Dreamed Up This Shit?
- Millennials: Pathetic Narcissists Or Unsufferable Bedwetters?
- Working From Home. Yeah, Right.