My fourth year of random thoughts on the Super Bowl:
Most Notes Ever Sung Torturing The Star Spangled Banner: Christina Aguilera
No Wonder They Skipped It Last Year: Pepsi
It Wouldn't Be The Super Bowl Without Monkeys: CareerBuilder
Action Movie Trailer That Looked Like Every Other Action Movie Trailer: All of 'em
Longest Run For The Shortest Slide: Audi; Kia Optima; Motorola Xoom
Actually Made Me Laugh: Doritos
Makes Me Darn Proud To Be An Ad Guy: GoDaddy, Shape-Ups
Further Proof That Ads About Advertising Always Suck: Chevy "Teacher"; Bud "Product Placement"; Lipton Brisk "Eminem."
What Did They Need Diddy For? Mercedes-Benz
The Funny-Yet-Pointless Award: Bridgestone "Reply All"
Remember When They Used To Make Great Ads? BMW
Most Egregious Use Of Auto-Tune In A Half-Time Show: Will.I.Was
Gratuitous Mention of Facebook: Chevy
Best Super Bowl Player Name: Frank Zombo
Will Live Forever: "Cram It In The Boot"
Missing In Action: Web schemes and social media tie-ins
Bad Acting By Bad Singers: Ozzy and Hairboy
Eminem: One for two
The Game Kept Getting Better And The Spots Kept Getting Worse: Super Bowl XLV
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