Symptoms May Include

• Dry mouth
• Nausea
  
• Sudden and inexplicable death
• Dancing ahead of the beat
• Calling everyone "Billy"
• Fond memories of Paris
• Bunting with men in scoring position
• Asking your dentist for a date
• Hankering for kosher pickles
• Naive faith in golf tips
• Shaving one side only
• Being nice to Frenchmen
• Ability to see magnetic waves
• Putting both socks on one foot
  
• Compulsion to sign non-compete agreements
• Questioning the rules of hockey
• Vomiting
  
• Rhyming "prove" with "love"
• Aversion to fondu
• Saluting Chinese people
• Belated birthday wishes from strangers
• Relief pitcher facial hair
• Sex with others
• Overuse of the word "penultimate"
  
• Sleeping at your dry cleaner's house
  
• Buying a dinette set
  
• Cat teasing
• Frequent dizziness when spinning around very fast with your eyes closed
• Wearing silly hats
  
• Assigning unpleasant names to co-workers
• Tiredness after thinking
• Expecting a package from New Jersey
• Violence directed at those weaker and smaller than you
• Running through fields in slow motion
• Overcooking the beans
• Not being able to get "The Impossible Dream" out of your head
• Bouncing your shoulders while chuckling
• A penchant for quadratic equations
• Moist nostrils
• Not finishing your sentenc