Best Performance By A French Moron

One of the unfortunate aspects of working in advertising is that every now and then you have to come into contact with actors.

Watching the Academy Awards last week (for the first time in about 25 years) it struck me that these idiots really think they're doing something important. The way they talk about their "art" you'd think they're busy developing polio vaccine. Their skill, for god's sake, is pretending. That's what they're good at. Pretending. Maybe if you're 5 years old it's something to be all smug and puffed up about.

Mostly, these people are good looking, self-absorbed morons. If you need proof of that, take a look at these comments from the imbecile who won the Best Actress award.

You tell them where to stand. You tell them what to say. Then they win an award and they think they're allowed to have opinions.