Top 5 People Who Need To Just Go Away

Here are 5 people I've seen way too much of for one lifetime.

First is Ralph Nader. Is there a bigger egomaniac dick anywhere outside of Hollywood?

Next is Hugh Hefner: Hef, you ain't hip no more, you're pathetic. Do us all a favor, lose the girls and get yourself a cat or something.

Third is Whoopi Goldberg. Has she ever said anything funny? Ever?

Number Four is Pat Buchanan. Would someone please give this guy a wedgie?

Finally, Jane Fonda. Just when you think she's dead and buried, up she pops to annoy the shit out of you.