I'm sorry to be the one who brings you the bad news, but I'm afraid I have to.
Social media -- the thing that killed everything -- is now itself officially dead.
That's right, according to a piece written by someone who modestly calls himself “The Millennial Marketing Guy” Social Media Marketing is Dead.
It died peacefully at home, after a long battle with nitwits. It is survived by its twin brother, Content.
As regular readers know, we here at The Ad Contrarian have spent a good deal of time on death watch -- helping you understand how Social Media killed everything that came before it: advertising, broadcasting, marketing, copywriting, television, and more.
And just when we thought the period of grieving was over, it is with a heavy heart that we have to report that Content has killed the thing that killed everything else.
By the way, if you are committed to non-violence I strongly suggest you don't read the article in question. It is likely to have the same effect on you that it had on me. I am currently in restraints in the back of a patrol car.
I'll give you just a little taste of the wisdom from this enlightening lump of literature. Here we go...
"What drives social media activation for Millennials; however, is content excellence."What drives people to put semi-colons in the middle of sentences; however, is illiteracy.
"We are currently living in a 'Millennial-inspired Participation Economy' "Not me. I'm living in a Vodka-inspired stupor.
"Which is most powerful: a like, share, retweet, favorite?"Gosh, they're all so powerful it's like asking who's stronger Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk or Captain America. Let's get real -- they ALL have super powers!
"Think of content as an opportunity for your brand voice living everywhere you are not."Cool. I'm thinking of my brand voice living in Vegas in one of those townhouses where all the super-hot strippers live. Either there or in Tyler's mom's basement where the "Millennial-inspired Participation Economy" is headquartered.
"Uniqueness will be a proxy for brand pricing authority and meaningfulness will be a proxy for sales volume potential."And typing will be a proxy for writing, and insufferable bullshit will be a proxy for thinking.
14 comments:
Urge to kill...rising...
I thought you'd like that article.
Nah, you got it right. When quite new on a job, I was asked to present to my marketing department on "my marketing philosophy and approach" - I presented one slide that said "Get Sh*t Done". No one misunderstood.
Differentiation without result is worthless. The reason for being "unique" is to sell more stuff. Any other reason is really silly, don't you think?
made my day....
Yet again the Apple outlier is trotted out as the only example to support misguided thinking. Look at the data - most brands are not unique yet do pretty well.
less about the easy example...i knew when i wrote it that someone would bite the low hanging fruit for the predictably wrong reason...ahh withered hindsight... ;)
this is more about the nature of differentiated appeal and advantage...Unique is neither binary nor absolute; it is relative
"most brands are not unique yet do pretty well"
sure, if you're satisfied being an average operator in a sea of sameness, enjoying slowly decreasing return on investment, increasing margin pressure and eroding long term equity...look beyond the 3 year horizon where the water is murkier and see if undifferentated still translates to 'pretty well'
How can I help you? I don't know I really don't. Maybe get a girlfriend would be a good place to start.
Do you think that was his first time using words?
It’s
a mystery to me what the Enigma Generation is.
My favourite line 'Awareness and regard alone will not correlate in any way to extra-ordinary and sustainable financial performance.' HUGE statement, no evidence offered.
Finally, something to laugh about today. Thanks for SHARING.
Really? I'm ill.
You're right, it's a great example of a business with no shame. But also of a business that doesn't look very deeply into work anymore - for either quality, insight, or results. In our current Buzzfeed mentality, skimming is the new currency. In part because people are overwhelmed, and in part because they just don't want to put the hard work in, or have the attention span.
The business has always had some smoke and mirrors, but now there's so much smoke that our business can't see itself in the mirror. And that's just fine, 'cause if they could see, it might just make them ill too.
From my perspective people are working plenty hard, just at the wrong things. QR Codes, anyone?
Ha ha, I love his first utterance .... "It became pretty prevalent to me ..." now that's a guy you can trust ... its pretty widespread to me that he is going to talk crap after mangling the English language so badly :)
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