tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post8679642105885398409..comments2023-12-23T21:59:20.634-08:00Comments on The Ad Contrarian: 10-Point List For Making 10-Point ListsBOB HOFFMANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05158827977385952634noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post-81687948762555714292013-10-17T08:31:03.178-07:002013-10-17T08:31:03.178-07:00You forgot the words 'How to' in your head...You forgot the words 'How to' in your headline. This will cause 38% fewer zombies to read your blog post.Jon Pietznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post-46849897536683641642013-10-11T22:00:04.044-07:002013-10-11T22:00:04.044-07:00My numbers were crap, so I took a data dump this m...My numbers were crap, so I took a data dump this morning.Shanghai61noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post-18951294168116791552013-10-10T20:46:44.609-07:002013-10-10T20:46:44.609-07:00Oh, Ben. I will miss your professorial mein.Oh, Ben. I will miss your professorial mein.matthewtarpynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post-37611661190897399832013-10-09T20:31:04.194-07:002013-10-09T20:31:04.194-07:00Buzz words can always be introduced when you run o...Buzz words can always be introduced when you run out knowledge on a topic (or have none). You basically move along this conversational festival taking data dumps to incentivize forward thinkers in the hopes they take a blue sky approach to your current synergised customer focused strategy of pretending you know shit.Disco Stunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post-61121135972615503972013-10-09T12:14:16.985-07:002013-10-09T12:14:16.985-07:00Headline: Social media lists top list of lists on ...Headline: Social media lists top list of lists on social media!<br />Story: Some words in numerical order. Snackable content. Ooo. Ahh.<br />Result: 14,000,000,000 automated retweets, justifying the $20,000 we charged the client.<br /><br /><br />An excerpt from my never-to-be-released-on-Twitter-or-elsewhere book: How to Find a Sucker in 144 Characters or LessCecil B. DeMillenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5249997465016074955.post-29315964655859208272013-10-09T07:44:32.858-07:002013-10-09T07:44:32.858-07:00Blogging is dead!Blogging is dead!Roger Maltbie Pittsnoreply@blogger.com